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A Top Ten List Even Letterman Would Be Proud Of

March 2005
Joe Kubayov

If David Letterman can make a living making top ten lists then surely I can attempt to steal some of his thunder and provide my readers with a top ten list Jitis Kinish style. The following is a list of ten reasons as to why playing the slots is more enjoyable then engaging in table games:

10) You have an opportunity to wager one penny as opposed to a minimum of five dollars.

9) Waitresses come around much more often at the slots than at the tables.

8) It is much more comfortable to be the only one seated at a slot machine than to be huddled around a crowded table.

7) Slot machines provide players with the additional bonus of music and funny sounding bells.

6) You do not have to listen to anyone else telling you how to play. There is only one way to play the slots; pull the lever.

5) Your play is not affected by anyone else but yourself.

4) It is easy to engage in conversation while seated at a slot machine. Certain players discourage conversation at the table.

3) You can win a heck of a lot more money in one pull than you can in one hand at the table.

2) Which table game gives you the opportunity to become an instant millionaire?

1) The mindless pulling of a slot machine lever is much more of an easy task after a night of endless gambling then having to concentrate at a table game.